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Play, Sat 28 Oct 2017, £11.14

Under Ground Theatre, Eastbourne

Under Ground Theatre, Eastbourne


The Lezzwood Players proudly present

The Lezzwardians: Murder at Lezzwood Abbey

A lesbian murder mystery sapphic slapstick sing-along parody of Downton Abbey meets Upstairs Downstairs!

Warning – contains explicit lyrics. Not suitable for under 18s.

Join the Lezzwood Players once again as they perform their Sapphic slapstick sing-along send-up of upstairs (& downstairs) at Downton Abbey. Set in the picturesque village of Lezzton-Under-Weald (twinned with Dul-las-Ditchwater), the strict social order of an Edwardian household is upset when a mysterious murder leads to implausible plot-lines and tragic lapses in continuity.

What is Miss Scarlet up to with the rope and the lead piping? Who has been tipping the velvet with Mrs White? Why is Mrs Danvers so weird? And with whispers of insurgent Suffragettes, will the old order survive until tea time?

Murder at Lezzton Abbey is an original Lezzwood Players show with murder, mischief, mystery and a great deal of sauciness!!

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Sat 28 Oct 2017 19:30


Tickets: £11.14 (includes £1.14 booking fee)
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Under Ground Theatre


Grove Road,
East Sussex,
BN21 4TL



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Map reference: OA 608904  Lat: 50.76868 Long: 0.27926

Opposite Eastbourne Station in the town centre. The theatre is located under the Central Library. There is free but limited on street parking.

Accessible by Public Transport: 0 miles from Eastbourne station


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